This is terribly unamusing. Am I too harsh? Ah, ah, ah, perhaps, perhaps there is a certain charm to it, a chocolate-flavored something, but --

Bebés! As far as my eyes can see, niños and niñas, humans with so little force, they could not make me sneezeWhat is the Tercero to do~? He wonders! How should he stretch his arms, flex his legs, let the ( Read more... )

[spoken very slowly, very loudly, often forgetting his in-door voice.]

Dordonii-shama hassh an announshment, Shity! Ish ish ve--very imporshant, sho lishen UPHE--HE TURNED HISH FAUSHET SHISH MORNING! THE WATER TASHTED MOSHT FOUL, MOSHT FOUL INDEED, AND HE SHOUGHT TO HIMSHELF SHAT THE SHITY WASH PLAYING A MOSHT FOUL (... doesh Dordonii repeat ( Read more... )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIS BEAUTIFUL--HIS IMPRESSIVE---

WHERE HAS IT GONE!?!?!

WHO HAS STOLEN THE MOST MAGNIFICENT-!!!!!!!

[ Insert loud crashing sounds here. ]

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Dordonii-sama does not understand!! What was that last day, that curse?! Why did he wake up hand-cuffed to a railing, Dordonii was forced to break the railing and the cuffs ( Read more... )

OFFICER BLOG # 219 || BADGE # 103

Sergeant Dordonii at your service, and he knows you're grateful, polished his buttons just for the rounds tonight. Been chewing on the java all day long, getting peppered. This City stinks of fish, and getting shoved off here from that peaceful little town sure wasn't Dordonii's idea of a ducky time, but he won't ( Read more... )